Let us now return to the
magical musical days of Camelot as Robert “The Lusty Lance” Goulet and Julie “The Ice Queen” Andrews cloak their adulterous natures and avert the gaze of King "Cuckold" Arthur, embodied by Richard “Behold As My Magnificently Overblown Acting
Chops Lay Waste To This Pair of Shmos” Burton, as he vows to visit steely vengeance
upon the heads of the offending duo before they can reach the hills that are alive with the Sounds of Music. (He might have done it too if only his
sword were not made of cardboard).
1 comment:
That was so awesome! How did you find that?
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