Frankly, if they had given it to JFK, Jr. every year and retired it when he departed this vale, no one of either gender would have had a beef over that particular slice of cake.
As for the George's, Brad's and whoever those other guys were, they're nothing but a dim cast of fading movie stars, unworthy of worship and who, let's face it, without makeup, were just a bunch of JAGS (that's Just Another Guy in male parlance).
No dude I know who knows how to stand up ever got a single vote to be the SMA. That's proof positive it's a rigged deck.
Henceforth and from this moment on, let the word go forth from this time and pinpoint place that We the Men of Earth are no longer hankering to be treated as hunky slabs spoiling on the tender hook.
Of course, if They the People wanna reconsider and bestow the honor upon yours truly, I would immediately disavow every word above and say "tough tooties" to the rest of you mugs!
HL 12.13.17
2 comments:
This is such a pleasurable browse. Thanks!
I read this when you first wrote it, you Word Hunk!
I was being ridiculous, of course, as I could be his young mother! Hey, he is one of the tribe of ours!(no Shylock he!)
We all have to accept our reality, H. At the wedding a few weeks ago, I went and took my ex-husband, like I mentioned. We're better friends than being married! His financial fiascos can't affect me anymore!
At the wedding, people told me, "I looked like a movie star- Jane Fonda, my physical idol! However she is 17 years older than me, has had plastic surgery and body "lifts" I spent years and years working out to & still do!I admit to having her same hairstyle because my hairstylist does it that way!
The other night, I went to the Chinese Buffet restaurant with my friend Adrienne, my monthly date. She said, " Senior discount,please...for 2!"
The waitress turned and stared at me, still reading my fortune cookie without glasses on! "How old are you?" I just asked her if she wanted to see my driver's license and make my day! I guess I'll take looking younger than my age and forget being compared to Jane Fonda.
My friend told me to "fuck myself!" And then we laughed!
I do have to do her makeup now, however!
By the way, I am thinking of getting off Facebook. I have weird stuff going on.
I made my phone unlisted(215-493-2641) as it is a Samsung android S8 and they are more easily breached I learned.
I love Rod Rosenstein and his class among scumbags.
How about Giuliani and his crazy lies! I was laughing,which beats crying anyday.
Don't be a stranger!
Cin XO
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