Leaves and Be Gone

The earth spins 365 times and nothing changes. Every year I have 2,786, 242 leaves on my lawn and my neighbor has eleven. I have a leaf blower and he’s not home. It seems only fair to share mine with him. If I spend a few more eons outside the gates of heaven in exchange for an hour more of playtime today... well, I call that rough justice. Hand me my leaf blower and my dancing shoes – I’m blowin’ and I’m gone!