Monday, July 24, 2017

Jared Kushner: First Impressions

First impressions of the mystery whiz kid and all around do everything fixer of the new world order, Jared Kushner, following his denial of Russian collusion.


Jared Kushner.
Quiet. Modest. Pleasant looking in a gee whiz kind of way.
Not just another Jewish fella; he's royalty. When Benjie Netanyahu came to New York, he was the house guest of the Kushner crew.
He's just getting the hang of this ruling the country thing, ya know, like reading 200 emails a day and going to lots of meetings with lots of folks he pretends he doesn't know.

If we would just leave him alone, he will bring peace to the Mid-East and a deliver a Trump Palace to rival any in history right in downtown Jerusalem where it belongs.

But look again. Look at his eyes. Unblinking. Carbon. Cold. Hard. Calculating.

And the lies that roll so readily from a titanium bladed tongue rather than the Trumpian blunderblast.

Always shrouded in a wisp of invisibility. An escape artistnever to be found when the deal goes down.

Jared Kushner is Donald Trump's viceroy . That makes him a very dangerous man.

Whether Jared Kushner escapes his present predicament or not, his long-term future is unlikely to be terminal. He is going to be a factor in our public lives for many years to come.

Senator Kushner. President Kushner. Such a nice boy.

Boston Globe on Kushner in Somerville

Harvard Crimson on Kushner as an undergrad

HL July 24, 2017

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