Many questions had to be answered before I grew up to be a man

A whole lot of questions had to be answered before I grew up to be a man. Like, would I be condemned to live out my life wearing prison shirts like the ones the Beach Boys were decked out in?

Bob Hope and Jack Benny join the Beach Boys - 1965

I don't care if his nephew is one of the best power forwards in the NBA. Mike Love was, is and always will be a dink. Brian Wilson and Jack Benny, on the other hand, really had it going on.