Wednesday, December 13, 2017

The Sexiest Men Alive; A Statement of Wavering Male Principle


Surely one of the most welcome consequences to emerge from the #metoo movement will the inevitable demise of the annual People's magazine award to the "Sexiest Man Alive".

Frankly, if they had given it to JFK, Jr. every year and retired it when he departed this vale, no one of either gender would have had a beef over that particular slice of cake.

As for the George's, Brad's and whoever those other guys were, they're nothing but a dim cast of fading movie stars, unworthy of worship and who, let's face it, without makeup, were just a bunch of JAGS (that's Just Another Guy in male parlance).

No dude I know who knows how to stand up ever got a single vote to be the SMA. That's proof positive it's a rigged deck.

Henceforth and from this moment on, let the word go forth from this time and pinpoint place that We the Men of Earth are no longer hankering to be treated as hunky slabs spoiling on the tender hook.

Of course, if They the People wanna reconsider and bestow the honor upon yours truly, I would immediately disavow every word above and say "tough tooties" to the rest of you mugs!

HL 12.13.17