Screen Test!

Presenting a Cavalcade of Star Wars, featuring Garbo, Marilyn, Audrey, Marlon, Judy, Audrey, Vivien, Elvis, and dozens more of your Hollywood faves screen testing for seats on the StarBound Express! Who did Fortune's Wheel smile upon? Who rode a different vehicle on the Road to the Stars? Scroll down the page to find out and, not coincidentally, watch a parade of wonderfully talented performances in the process.

Of all the many stars in the firmament, Marilyn Monroe was the brightest.

Of all the many brilliant stars in the firmament, Marilyn Monroe's shined the brightest. 

Something's Gotta Give

Frankie ponders that ol' immutable law of nature; what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?