Ding Dong Don practicing "Presidentiality"

It's possible, (though highly unlikely,) that I haven't been completely fair to
Ding Dong Don during this campaign.

In an attempt to atone and ensure that I'm not banned from the Trump train, I conducted an undercover investigation that revealed that before he lowered himself into the political arena to play the belligerent blowhard and bombastic buffoon, The Grotesque That Is Trump consistently conducted himself with all the dignity and bearing of a true Banana Republic dictator. So, why is it so difficult for him to "act Presidential" now? Maybe he's just out of practice.

Here is a glimpse back over the years at The Lying Don in all his peptic glory.

And another display of Herr Drumpf's endless high regard for women - but only of a certain type.

Then there is his masturbatory ode to self-love, The Apprentice.

And of course, his Academy award worthy performance mimicking a New York Times reporter he pretended not to know.

Now, if this clown doesn't have Dictator of the Once Free World stamped all over him ....

September 3, ,2016