Monday, January 16, 2012

Mitt Romney: The Evolution of a Candidate - A True Story

As the Republicans continue to winnow their field of cartoon characters pretending to be qualified to become President of the United States, it is time to bow to the inevitable: Mitt’s the one! 

As the elephant parade forms into lock step, we are grateful for another opportunity to examine the starch inside the shirt, the stuffing within the suit and the greasy kid stuff in the hair in search of an answer to the age-old question: What is real about Mitt Romney?*  

Now presenting, direct from the archives, an actual video revealing the true origins and evolution of Mitt the Candidate.

Produced by Mad Men. Not paid for by any of the $12,000,000.00 collected and spent thus far on slash and burn TV ads savaging other Republican pygmies by The Romney Super Pac, "Restore Our Future", made up entirely of corporations who are people that Romney does not know - or owe.

* Remember, when in doubt, don't bet on the hair that won't wave in the wind!

January 16, 2012



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It would be funny if it weren't so sad. In spite of being Mitt, he is positioned to win this thing. It has only taken him 25 years to get here, but through sheer self serving, dogged determination to be our President he now has his shot. Remember when he ran against Teddy? 5 years later out to Utah to get a national presence and "miraculously fix the olympics single handed". Three weeks after the closing ceremonies he filed his papers in MA for his candidacy for Governor. Before the Salt Lake Olympics no one knew who he was. . . People say he is the best of the bunch, we survived him here. Well, that was because he was catering to the MA Dems. What happens when this guy has to cater to the party of Rick Santorum? Let's all hope that Ron Paul decides to run as an independent assuring an Obama win.

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